"And he came in our house even though I didn't invite him!"
"I-I invited hi--"
"And I saw him jumping across a small creek!"
"He was saving a dog on the other si--"
"And I'm pretty sure he sleeps in a bed instead of a coffin!"
"... ...If you're right, wouldn't it be better to just let him bite actual vampires? To, like, undo their vampire curse?"
"!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
