This is the story of three adventurers from Fairy Tail, and an experience they do not want doubled! It is based on a true story, but names have been altered to protect the adventurers involved. It is the story of a High Priest (let's call her Nissan), a High Wizard (Let's say, /\/oel), and a Stalker (he can be Gatorade), and of a dungeon (let's call it Theo's). It is a story written in New Zealand English, so please excuse the spelling. It is a story of intrigue and danger, of loot and looting, of fast casting, faster experience, and the fastest g-wings in Arunafeltz!
'twas the last night of double experience, and /\/oel, Nissan and Gatorade headed off to their Local Dungeon, Theo's. They were hungry for food (They guzzled their tonics and cocktails, then Gatorade had scorpions for 'desert' and even ordered a few Honey Pastries to go), and hungrier for experience! Luckily, the less desirable patrons of Theo's were happy to give it to them.
Giant flaming birds were eager to set the adventurers on fire; until with a wave of his staff /\/oel put them out (not counting the many times that the adventurers actually were set on fire, and Nissan had to heal them up!). Fiendish Imps realised the futility of trying to play tricks on the party after they found themselves with an arrow in each eye, and a boot up the backside from Gatorade. When the Raver Guardians went into a drug-induced (and aspd-enhancing) fit, Nissan and Gatorade held them down while /\/oel put them out of their misery. And when the defenseless magma-blobs were minding their own business, the adventurers valiantly crept up behind them and smashed them to bits.
An hour or two passed, and the adventurers found themselves face-to-face with an enormous set of armour, holding a bow that was taller than any of them, even with assumptio on! A nametag on the armour said 'Theo', and Theo looked angry. Nissan cast a barrier to protect against his arrows, but Theo proved to be a mighty warrior and it looked like the battle could go either way.
Suddenly Theo put his armoured hand to where his lips would have been, and gave a high-pitched whistle. A gigantic fire lizard heard the call, and crept in behind the adventurers to cut off their escape route. Nissan quickly reached into her pockets for a giant fly wing (Does that mean the giant fly it came from is now a giant walk?), to save her party from an otherwise grizzly death. But as she went to cast her spell, /\/oel's magic finally won the day and Theo was vanquished. Even as Theo fell to the floor, and they were teleported to safety, /\/oel saw a shiny ring fall from Theo's hand.
/\/oel looked at his fellow adventurers with a mixture of excitement, shock, and abject horror. 'R.. R.. Ring' he blurted out. 'Ring who?' asked Gatorade. 'O.. on the floor' /\/oel managed. Suddenly, that crazy look spread to the faces of Gatorade and Nissan as well, and they sprinted back to where they had just felled Theo. Nissan charged through the monsters in her way as though they weren't there; and the cheeky imp who blocked her path soon fled at the sound of Gatorade's approaching bootsteps. Brushing aside the Fire Lizard she had escaped from moments before as though it wasn't even there, Nissan ran over to Theo's dead body. His armour still lay destroyed on the ground, but there was no sign of the ring.
'Oh well,' said Gatorade, 'it could have been anything; maybe just a lesser elemental ring - I've got tons of those.'
'No,' sighed /\/oel, 'I'd know that ring anywhere. It was a glove worn by Orlean, one of Theo's best kitchen hands. It grants it's wearer great dexterity.'
'A Ring was a glove?' cried Nissan and Gatorade in unison, missing the point.
Trying a different approach, /\/oel explained, 'That ring was worth a lot of zeny'.
'Oh.' They exclaimed. Then, little dollar signs appeared in their eyes and they said, 'Oooooooooooooooh'. Then, once the excitement and shock were gone, and they realised the abject horror of what had happened, they said some other things which won't be repeated here. 'I'm going to be sick' Nissan concluded, while Gatorade curled up into the foetal position. /\/oel simply stood with his hand outstretched, towards the ring that he could never reach.
This was a story of three brave adventurers, who leveled too greedily and too deep. Like Isildur before them, they vanquished their giant suit of armour - but instead of taking it's magic ring for themselves, they left it for a passing Tae-kwon Master.
