by ThePaul » Wed Jul 08, 2015 5:39 pm
So... um... I just had a weird thing happen to me in Dragon Age, so minor Dragon Age: Inquisition spoilers ahead.
So, I saw Kerreth went ahead and made himself a gay Dwarf, so I decided I must raise the stakes and make a Lesbian Dwarf. Me being me, the obvious choice of love interest is lovable scam Sera.
Now, she's a bit of a scamp who often takes things without ask and has a few screws loose. This leads into a silly little mission where you decide you must get her a present to show her you are serious about her relationship. But what do you get the girl that wants nothing, because again, she'll just steal what she wants and what she wants is weird things. Well, maybe your companions have some good ideas. So off I went to talk to everyone to get their ideas. I'd just completed some story stuff, so it took a while, because everyone had their new character quests to offload on me.
That's where it gets weird. I talk to my Warden friend, Blackwall. I go through the little cutscenes to get whatever quests he wants to give me. And then I walk back to where he was... and he's run off. Something about some guys execution or something. So, I run off to go see what this is about, because he's a cool dood, I guess. A couple more things happen, he reveals his dark secret he's been hiding this whole time, and ends up in a foreign jail. I have my spy network break him out under cover of darkness and bring him before my throne to judge him for his past crimes. I sentence him to Freedom, so that he may atone for his sins and stop living a lie.
I then ask him what present I should get for Sera, because damn it, this is super important.
I am not a reasonable man.