Sorry. I have had a hell of a time catching up with stuff at work.
Ok here's pics from the Met.
So many pics of Egyptian stuff, so brace yourself.
Sphinxes
Inside joke here is that my D&D group found out that sphinx was a valid language choice, now they all know sphinx. And they wink a lot. After a few sessions (and a few more drinks), this morphed into the phrase, "wonxing the Sphonx."
Sphonx
http://i.imgur.com/oJlqfh.jpgWonxing the sphonx
http://i.imgur.com/a4CNuh.jpgMore Egyptian stuff
http://i.imgur.com/umbVQh.jpgEgyptian TARDIS
http://i.imgur.com/pjnYTh.jpgParts of an actual Tomb from Egypt
http://i.imgur.com/n2iQRh.jpgWe got tired of walking around after a bit, so we picked a spot next to this lion that we dubbed "Brion, the bro lion." He was a pretty chill lion.
http://i.imgur.com/g7PIrh.jpgBEARS IN THE FOOD COURT!!! RUNNN!!!
http://i.imgur.com/FiuSVh.jpgThis is a picture that I believe best demonstrates my view of how the Chinese represent animals. They are either terrified, like so,
http://i.imgur.com/FfYCFh.jpgor derpy, like Dion the derp lion here.
http://i.imgur.com/Xgsgbh.jpgDion is clearly a relative of Brion, but he lacks the social elegance of his cousin. Poor Dion.
For some reason, all of the really awesome Japanese shrine was very dark and made for some bad pictures. I tried anyway though so here you go.
Cool dude with a staff
http://i.imgur.com/gVh3Qh.jpgCenter of the Shrine
http://i.imgur.com/kpeACh.jpgPretty flowers
http://i.imgur.com/yzFJQh.jpgHuge painting of awesomeness
http://i.imgur.com/IWVhih.jpgI forget if this was in the India section or not but it is still cool looking.
http://i.imgur.com/M14RAh.jpgAlso, one of the staff members at the Met informed us that if we were having trouble figuring out if a statue of a female was Hindi or Chinese, the easiest way to tell was to check if it had large boobs. if it did, it was a Hindi statue. This caused a few immature giggles.
On to the hall of North American of Musical Instruments!
Contrabass Bassoon. I am 5'9" or 1.7525 m for size comparison.
http://i.imgur.com/S1xu6h.jpgOrnate Ocarinas. Sadly, none are magical.
http://i.imgur.com/yI7MRh.jpgSome crazy looking brass horns.
http://i.imgur.com/puUF3h.jpgThe Met is so big that it has a building INSIDE of it.
http://i.imgur.com/PYfcoh.jpgThis is a taxidermied deer that is covered in crystal. So cool
http://i.imgur.com/imQQvh.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/CIpKXh.jpgTwo masks from the African Hall that we thought were cool.
http://i.imgur.com/miizDh.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/CGYi5h.jpgAnd finally, a cool statue of an archer caught in unfortunate lighting so that it's butt is the center of the picture.
http://i.imgur.com/JWhTEh.jpg