Nice post Wiz, I can't stand extended warranties!!!
It's especially funny in NZ where everything they cover is already covered by the Consumer Guarantees Act, so all you're paying for is less hassle trying to get the money out of the company. And you're exactly right about not mentioning what you think the cause is if your stuff stops working, just tell them it stopped working and you don't know why.
There are also some really nice bits in the comic - eg: Bear's Condundrum T-Shirt, and the fact that when you switch back to Pie she's already playing another console!
I kinda don't get the whole Harry thing though.
I have a couple of ideas about what's going on but they don't quite work out.