There once was a young man who lived in a small fishing town who loved the ladies....
It wasn't long before he had spilled his seed into nearly every beautiful woman in the town, things were good for the Joshbo. He was a very happy person until troubles started to arise...
Word soon got out of how... "persuasive" the Joshbo was with the ladies and he soon found himself hiding from the fathers of all the daughters that had come into the age of maturity and been blessed with his "company."
Not only that, but men of the town were greatly angered at the lack of beautiful women that WEREN'T with child.
All of these things the Joshbo was more than willing to cope with, especially for the ladies... until one day, some 9 months after he had realized his gift of words and charm, Joshbo started noticing a large increase in the number of children in town...
It wasn't long until child support bills were piling up and Joshbo needed answers... So he went to speak to his father...
His father told him it would probably be best if he left town... indefinitely. So the Joshbo spoke to a man, pleading for a way out, a way to get as far from the town as possible, the man recommend a leave by boat and assured Joshbo the travels would go smoothly and enjoyably.
On the boat, the Joshbo stared out into the sea as it pushed off, excited and thinking of the new days to come...
But the ride was not as pleasant as the man has promised the Joshbo, no there were creatures and critters and pests aboard, the Joshbo constantly found himself fighting with some small irritating annoyance...
One morning the Joshbo woke up to odd creeking sounds, as he came down the stairs from his room, he noticed a bit of water covering the hallway...
Turns out the boat had begun to sink and the Joshbo needed to evacuate...
So he make shifted a little boat and drifted for several days before reaching shore and after walking just a bit inland had found himself a new town...
The Joshbo was very excited and began to scurry around to investigate his new home, but it wasn't long until the Joshbo was back up to his old ways...
And once again he found himself leaving town, for fear of more unpaid child support and meeting more illegitimate children...
He traveled deep into the forrest where he made himself at home, making lots of friends with the natives....
But soon the child support collectors got wind of the Joshbo's new homestead and began making repeated phone calls to everyone in the area trying to find the Joshbo's location, annoyed by the constant barrages of irritating calls the natives turned on the Joshbo
The Joshbo, beaten and bruised, saddened not by the pain, but the mere realization that there was no place for him in this world, went and found a small boat, stealing it in the night, he sailed off into the sea, never to return... Some say he found a tiny tropical island paradise where he made himself a home...
Some say that he just stayed out to sea, drifting aimlessly for eternity, others say he's found a new town, which he will again be stricken from and move on to the next as he always has...
The only thing that is certain about the Joshbo is that he was a Ladies' Man, and will forever be in countless single mothers' hearts.
