[Officer] Ma'am, you're under arrest for making horrible puns.
[Pie] Sigh...
[Officer] I'm going to have to ask you to come with me.
[Pie] SIIIIGH.
[Officer] ...Ma'am?
[Pie] I'm exercising my right to remain sigh-lent.
[Officer] ...
[Pie] :D?
[Officer] ...
[Pie] :D???
[Officer] ...
[Pie] Okay, okay, call me a lawyer.
[Bear] You're a lawyer.
[Officer] You're under arrest too.