Well, Japan agrees that the mini-game is too hot for the young ones, but not enough to actually make it illegal for them to purchase it themselves. Game is rated C in Japan, meaning you shouldn't play it if you're under 15, but they won't card you, or nothing. We don't got a rating for 15 and up, so it has gotta be rated T or M. You can't sell a M-rated game to a minor, so gotta' cut stuff, so the Children can give Papa Nintendo their money. And really, should a child be denied Fire Emblem, just so you can lick you DS, Bear? What if little Baby Bear couldn't get his hands on Final Fantasy VI, because the ancient time ratings board didn't like that there was a Butt in it? Would Life in Aggro even exist?
Now if you excuse me, I'm going to play Valhalla Knights 3, which still has its stupid sexy mini game, and lick my Vita for a few hours. Need to max my friendship with the girls in that weird club with creepy undertones, in the far inferior game no one has heard of.
I am not a reasonable man.