by Alexx » Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:35 pm
*ahem* Sooo....After some important stuff in the game (I won't explain exactly where) we ran into a watermelon on the ground. Nothin' special. Just a watermelon. Sitting on the ground directly in our path. We picked it up. It said "You got the watermelon attachment! You can equip it in the status menu." Naturally, we did as we were told.
Apparently the watermelon attachment is a small watermelon that anyone can wear directly on top of thier heads - all at the same time, if you wish. Watermelons on heads. All the time. All serious moments are now friggin' hilarious. Every cut scene includes the watermelons.
I...I love this game.
"Since you got here by not thinking, it seems reasonable to expect that, in order to get out, you must start thinking." ~ Tock, the Watchdog