Forum in Aggro

"And he came in our house even though I didn't invite him!"
"I-I invited hi--"
"And I saw him jumping across a small creek!"
"He was saving a dog on the other si--"
"And I'm pretty sure he sleeps in a bed instead of a coffin!"
"... ...If you're right, wouldn't it be better to just let him bite actual vampires? To, like, undo their vampire curse?"
"!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

MUHAHAHA!!! US REVERSE VAMPIRES SHALL REIGN FOREVER!!! BY BECOMING FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE!!!!

(seriously the pandemic is killing meee, im an extrovert and i want to talk to be people so baaaadly ;~; but safety is more important)