I have so many of those pamphlets that I don't even bother buying toilet paper. It's a horrible idea, of course, because they feel like wiping your ass with the living embodiment of paper cuts, but I'm making a POINT. That's what I think of your pamphlets, therapists! My jokes are awesome!
"Since you got here by not thinking, it seems reasonable to expect that, in order to get out, you must start thinking." ~ Tock, the Watchdog